December 2011
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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When you were younger and a friend came over.
janeelovesyou216:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
prejudice-pride:
❒ Single ❒ Taken x In a relationship with about 20 different celebrities that don’t even know I exist.
i have this growing list of movies and shows i need to watch but i keep watching the movies and shows that i’ve already seen ten times
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
“Michelle, have you ever wondered why you haven’t got a boyfriend? You’re...”
– My mother (via d0ctah)
“The other bands in Las Vegas hated it, they hated us. They still do. We don’t...”
– Brandon Flowers (via elizadactyl)
“But their girlfriends like us.” LOLOLOL
(via theboywasonhisown)
"You can't love them. They're a fictional...
Me lying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
